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IRL Challenges
 
  • Hilarious Sexism XD Challenge: Make a sandwich (bonus point if you’re a female) (DPF)
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  • Black Scooby-Doo Character Challenge: Get a picture of a famous landmark (famous constitutes there is a wikipedia page on it) (opspe)
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  • * © Big Stone Challenge: Whichever team finds the biggest stone (with measurements) wins (opspe will try this one)
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  • © Super Fun Ahead Challenge:  Make a video of grass growing whichever team has the longest video gets  a point, make sure it’s a video and not just a still image.
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  • Whinety-Whine Percent Challenge: Make a we are the 99% parody image*Suiseiseki
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  • © Jelly? Mirin’? Challenge: Make videos of team members doing push ups whichever team has the most push ups total wins. One video per competitor.
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  • Father Disappointer Challenge: Record a video of any meme dance that has been confirmed in the database (and isn’t mentionned in any other challenges).(Aristo)
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  • Slap Me Do Challenge:  Make a video of yourself doing a bad impression at singing a song we  give you. Dolly Parton’s I Will Always Love You (popularized by Whitney  Houston)(Aristo)
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  • Gulpin Challenge: Take a drink for the team, and another, and another, and another. Just empty an age-appropriate 750ml container of beverage.(Aristo)
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  • Wubwubwut? Challenge: Attempt to dance to Dubstep on video.
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  • © Annie Get Your Gun Challenge: Do something that you think no one on the opposing team can do on video. WARNING: if the opposing team posts a video of one of them doing the same thing, they steal your point for this challenge. (opspe)
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  • ePlentyofokLavaMatches.com Challenge: Take a Myspace extreme angle shot of yourself with a Duck FaceSuiseiseki)(
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  • Late Night Bakin’ Challenge: Record step-by-step through video or pictures, the preparation and consumption of Paula Deen’s English Peas.
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  • Sincerest Form of Flattery Challenge: Cosplay as one of the KYM video hosts past or present. (papaphill)
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  • Grassrootinest, Tootinest, Shootinest Movement Challenge: Post your banner/flag somewhere in your town. Take a picture of it. (BSOD)
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  • *If You’re Happy and You Know It Clasper Hands Challenge: Read the entire Life History section on the Shark article of Wikipedia.(Brucker)
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  • Orson Around Challenge: Write a radio drama about KYM. Bonus point if it is acted out. 3 Bonus points if the entire team takes part in it. *(suiseiseki)
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  • Statistically, Dress Like an Anime Girl or Pony Challenge: Cosplay as the avatar you have in the beginning of the contest (papaphill)
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  • Dat Cheeto Challenge: Recreate the KYM Cheeto in real life (DPF)
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  • © Dat Cheeto Challenge 2: Take a video of yourself eating as many cheetos as you can in one sitting. Most cheetos chomped wins.(Brucker: Haven't counted yet, but it should be in the neighborhood of 60. It's not very many, but so far, the other team has done zero.)
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  • Get Down Challenge: Make a correct Get-Dan video of yourself. (charmalandosaur)
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  • Zip Zop, For the Love of God Stop Challenge: Do an impression of Bill Cosby’s reaction to KYM.
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  • * PETA, PETA, Pumpkin Eata Challenge: Film your pet doing something cute or funny. (opspe)
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  • This is Stoffe’s Fault Challenge: Recite the first 30 numbers of π (Suiseiseki)
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  • *All Hoop, No Harm Challenge: Make a 3 point shot in your local basketball court.(papaphill) 
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  • ALL the Hoop Challenge: Make 50 spins with a hula-hoop without failing.
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  • This Gets My DICK Hard Challenge: Take a Dinner With Waifu picture of your monitor while it has an image of Angel (from MLP) shown on it. (Aristo)
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  • God Tier Swag Challenge: Find a white bunny, attach an A4 paper saying “#SWAG” to the cage. Take a picture of it.
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  • One’s True Love Challenge: Take a picture of yourself in the style of Woman Laughing Alone At Salad or Woman Having Trouble Drinking Water.(Suiseiseki
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  • Show ‘n’ Shrine Challenge: Make a Captain Blubber shrine.
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  • Giant Sell Out Challenge: Make a Billy Mays or Vince Shlomi type of video explaining us your fantastic product.
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  • #Can’t Contain All These Feels Challenge: Take a picture of yourself having a facial expression like one of the well known ragefaces.(Aristo)
 
 
 
Internet Challenges 
 
  • © Hat’s All, Folks Challenge: Inter-team TF2 battle if enough people have it and we get a server
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  • Huge Twit Challenge: Have someone famous (wikipedia famous) respond to one of your posts on twitter. Bonus point if they retweet it. (DPF)
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  • Knark Knark Challenge: Write a 300 word paper on the artistic merits of The Ratboy Genius series. (Patrick)
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  • le Challenge XD: Make the front page of reddit
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  • Internet Badass Challenge: Get banned from a website that isn’t Know Your Meme, 4chan or any 4chan-type of image board.(Suiseiseki)
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  • Dyson Modelling Agency Challenge:  Using omegle, chatroulette, etc, get 3 strangers to give your team  pictures of their vacuum cleaners, screencap the chatlogs for  verificatio(Aristo:1, papaphill)
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  • Deviantarded Challenge: Get a Daily Deviation before the contest is over.
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  • © Dis-I-Like Challenge: Get more thumbs down on a single Youtube comment then the opposing team can.
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  • LeBrony James Challenge: Get something published/featured on Equestria Daily before the competition ends.
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  • © Bumblr Challenge: Post your team’s banner/flag on a teammate’s Tumblr, whichever team gets more notes wins.
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  • © Middle School Intellectual Challenge: Defeat an opposing team member at a game of chess on chess.com FAILED
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  • © Canada Games Challenge: Get a higher score than your opponents on Ninja Busboy (Lost)
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  • © NEIN, gag Challenge: Make the worst rage comic you possibly can for your team and submit it to 9gag. Whichever post gets more smiles wins.
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  • *Pitchin’ and Catchin’ ‘em All: Find a Pokemon that doesn’t have a sex act for a definition on UrbanDictionary, write one for it. Suiseiseki
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  • j/o on Your Day Off Challenge: Find a hilarious Craiglist classified ad Suiseiseki
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  • Patrick Praisey Challenge: Find a little known artist or musician online and give them some positive reinforcement (Aristocatification)
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  • I’m Tracking You: Make a Tumblr post that gets featured on one of their curated tags
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  • *I Find the Smell of Poop Erotic Challenge: Get 50 pairs correct on The Psychologist Game(DPF)
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  • Disabled Honor Challenge: Make a timed screencap of you completing QWOP. (Charmalandosaur)
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  • Pony Persecution Challenge: Write to your local political representative about the prosecution bronies face. Be extra Melodramatic.
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  • Meme SAT Challenge: Get at least 75 points on the Meme Quiz, bonus point for a perfect score. (Coming soon, sorry)
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  • ygolohcysP Challenge: Write a negative review of Know Your Meme on any website of your choosing (that isn’t KYM) and take screenshots of the people who defend KYM. (Mr J)
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  • Photo Phag Challenge: Post a picture on your Facebook/Google+/Tumblr/Twitter of you doing one of the popular photo fads.(Aristo)
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  • Doodle, Duh Challenge:  Draw your team’s banner/flag on Doodle or Die and post the responses it  gets. Bonus point if it is recognized as your team’s banner. (Sparty)
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  • * Trophy Husband Challenge: Make a post on a site that isn’t KYM  explaining the pleasures of fapping and complete it with a personal  experience. Get either 10 positive respones or 3 people sharing their  experience (bonus point if both). (Charmalandosaur)
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  • Making The Impossible Possible Challenge: Get a derailed thread on 4chan back on topic.
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KYM Challenges 
  • Free Points Challenge: Come up with a name for your team. (opspe)
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  • Cheap Points Challenge: Give your team a banner/flag. (opspe)
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  • Practically Giving Points Away Challenge: Decide what you want your team’s title to be if you win and what you want your opponent’s loser title will be. (opspe)
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  • They’re Doing Something Challenge: Find your team’s hidden message on KYM with the Goggles tool. But hurry, these are not permanent and we don’t know how long they last! (DPF)
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  • *Taking One for the Team Challenge: One user on the team cannot post in the KYM forums for the entire contest. (But they can still PM and contribute to the database)(Sparty)
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  • You Wouldn’t Do This Otherwise Challenge: Make a meme entry and have it confirmed before the end of the competition.
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  • Trends are Your Friends Challenge: Submit a trending image before the competition ends
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  • Show-off Challenge: Reach the front page with something posted/created after the competition started.(MrJ, papaphill and Brucker all got frontpaged)
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  • Krama Whroe Challenge: Get +20 karma on a post that was made after the competition started(MrJ)
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  • Eorhw Amark Challenge: Get -20 karma on a post that was made after the competition started (uglidoll)
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  • Capital PUN-ishment Challenge: Create pun nicknames for the entire opposing team and their team name(Aristo)
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  • op is OP Challenge: Get kicked off #knowyourmeme by an op who is not involved with the competition (Suiseiseki)
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  • * Dox Talks Challenge: Find out the following things about your team: (Brucker - Posted by DPF)
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  • Who is the tallest? Shortest?  Brucker/Sparty
  •  Who has been on KYM the longest? Brucker
  •  Who lives the farthest away from NYC? BSOD
  •  Whose favourite colour is blue? opspe
  •  Whose favourite animal is a wolf? Mr J
  •  Who have been outside of their home country? Brucker, Aristo, opspe, DPF, Suiseiseki, BSOD, Mr J
  •  Who has the biggest shoe size? Brucker/Suiseiseki/papaphill
  •  Whose favourite movie is an animated film? Aristo
  •  Who was done pottery before? Brucker, Charmalandosaur, opspe, DPF, BSOD, Mr J
  •  Do more people on your team like hot weather or cold weather? Tied 5-5
  •  Who have finished high school? Brucker, opspe, DPF, Suiseiseki, BSOD
  •  Do more people on your team like coffee or tea? Tea (6/3) 
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  • © Auto-Plague Challenge: Hide an autoplay somewhere in the forums. If the other team doesn’t find it you get a point. If they do, they get the point (Brucker) Done:
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  • Add me in ur fic plz : Write a fanfic using KYM users of at least 900 words. (Patrick)
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  • tl;dr Challenge:  Make a post (OP excluded) in the forums that reaches the character  limit (replying to a single user, no random crap, no images/videos)(Brucker)
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  • “Stop Embarrassing Me Mom!” Challenge: Get a parent to make a KYM account and start a thread introducing himself/herself to us. If you’re a parent, get your child to do it. (Brucker)
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  • Goat’s Blood Aficionado Challenge: Screencap the front page when 666 images have been uploaded to the MemeDB that day (everyone remember to check from time to time what the current total is; if it's close to 666, keep refreshing the page until it hits--or even upload a pic or two to get it there)
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  • Just For.. Umm… Games? Challenge: Think up the stupidest forum game you can possibly imagine and post it in JFF. Get 50 replies from users that aren’t on your team. (Mr J)
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  • Sing a Song of Sus-Pence Challenge: Write out the lyrics for the song of your choice (minimum of 10 lines of song) line by line with your team in a KYM forum thread without ANY interruptions (Brucker, Suiseiseki, opspe)
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  • *PIC-in’ Away at It Challenge: As a team, upload 1 relevant image to 100 entries that haven’t been added already.(loli, papaphill, and dpf)
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  • This Challenge Was Written By Amanda B. Challenge: Use the contact form on KYM to send the staff a message about how much fun you have on KYM. (Aristo)
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  • 100 is a Lot of Challenges You Guys Challenge:  Submit an idea for a challenge for the opposing team to Captain  Blubber. It can be tough, but not impossible. An additional point will  be awarded to the other team if they complete it. If they don’t your  team gets the point. You have to give the other team at least a week to  complete it. (Brucker: I finished the other team's challenge to us, and I think it's too late to give a challenge to the other team because of the underlined sentence.)
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  • Don’t Forget, You’re Here Forever Challenge: Get a user who hasn’t posted in a year to post again.
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  • *The Internet is Forever Challenge: Find 3 embarrassing posts that members of the opposing team have made.(Aristo)
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  • Friendship Is Torture Challenge: Have a team member that is known for disliking My Little Pony to have a MLP  related avatar and add “Hardcore Brony” to his nickname until the  contest is over. (Avatar has to be positive towards bronies, added nick  cannot be altered so that the meaning changes, change has to be made  within the first 3 days) (Brucker)
 
 
Art Challenges
 
  • False Idols Challenge: Spell “I love Captain Blubber” in a creative way. ( I ♥ C B is an acceptable substitute)Uglidoll
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  • Calumny Challenge: Draw a most unflattering portrait of the opposing team’s leader* (Suiseiseki)
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  • From Some of the Pixels Challenge: Make something out of 3 photos that you choose and only use those photos. (Charmalandosaur)
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  • From Some of the Pixels Challenge 2: Here’s an image, leave it intact but add stuff.*(Brucker)
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  • From Some of the Pixels Challenge 3: Make a meme overload picture. (Suiseiseki)
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  • © On Commission Challenge:  We describe an object poorly. Each team gets 3 tries to get it right.  If neither get it right who ever draws closest to it wins.
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  • Description: It loves to have its own fluids flow through its holes.
  •  heart
  •  bladder
  •  hydraulophone
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  • Siss Boom Bah Challenge: Compose a fight song, bonus point for having the whole team sing it. (Patrick)
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  • * Pitching the Fork Challenge:  Guess all 36 albums on the album chart successfully. If neither team  gets them all whichever team guesses the most right wins.  http://i.imgur.com/0jCCA.jpg (DPF)
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  • Flashback Challenge: Make a meme sculpture
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  • Default KYM Art Challenge Challenge: Draw KYM-tan (Suiseiseki)
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  • Future Nostalgia Item Challenge: Draw or photoshop a Family Portrait for your team*
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  • What Jack Candle Couldn’t Challenge: Start and finish a comic on the forums of at least 10 pages (decent size pages and quality)*(Suiseiseki)
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  • Remember That Time No One Did This?: Make some Post-it Note Art (DPF)
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  • It’s Not October Though: Write the creepiest creepypasta you can come up with.Uglidoll
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  • Meme Overload Overload Challenge: Draw a Meme overload image.*(Suiseiseki)
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  • Tiny Dancers Challenge: Make a gif in the form of either Caramelldansen or Dance Dance World Revolution (Suiseiseki)
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  • Notable Men of Nantucket Challenge: Write 10 limericks about KYM, memes, users or other internet phenomena. *(Brucker)
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  • *Go Hard in the Paint.net Challenge: Create a fake mixtape cover for your team. Google mixtape albums for reference.(opspe)
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  • Ships Ahoy! Challenge:  Create an image or write a story (but not both you disgusting animals)  of a romantic relationship between the two team leaders. (Suiseiseki)
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  • Did Nazi That Coming Challenge: Make a Hitler Downfall video of Hitler getting his entry deadpooled on KYM. *(Brucker)
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  • Why Be You When You Can Be Me? Challenge: Draw a picture in Captain Blubber’s style. (Suiseiseki)
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  • *Kindergarten Cop-Out Challenge: Fingerpaint a beautiful image. uglidoll
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  • The Best of Times, the Worst of Challenges Challenge: Write a 300 word long story about a war between the two teams. (Suiseiseki)
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  • *This is the Kind of Challenge You Guys Want, Right? Challenge: Write a 500 word long story and draw a picture of alternate universe KYM.*(Suiseiseki)
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  • I Can See Into Forever Challenge: Make a Droste Effect video or gif.*(Brucker)
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  • All Your Userbase Are Belong To Us Challenge: Make a rage comic using the staff reacting to the userbase of at least 10 panels. (Mr J)